Saturday 10.40.
This guy calls me and on a private namba; ushindwe
Hello My name is Chris (If he were a mono and i a second former i could have been tempted to ask him if he has one name like a mbwa).
I work at Marie Stopes and i would like to ask you if you would be interested in breast enlargement.
Shiro: Breast what?
Chris: Your friend said you could be interested.
(Earnestly wanting to end the conversation at this time
Shiroh: NO No No
Chris: We were asking around and your friend said you could be interested. We are having this test on persons and we are looking for ten people
Shiroh: I don't want!
Chris: Ok
I have/will not be interested in breast enlargement in the 4 centuries to come. Haki a Mungu i have fake friends.
Me, a guinea pig, and for Breast enlargement.
If you were a messenger who i could shoot, Chris you should have received a thousand obscenities. Thankfully i was still sleeping.
I think doctors are wasting their time. Why cant they come up with things like Brain enlargement, Shoulder enlargement (for guys).
First of all i think those who go for breast enlargement are obnoxious (insert word of choice). I am proudly (blowing trumpet here) amply endowed. I can only be used as a dummy for the ones who want to have a breast enlargement. Yaani nimesimama hapo alafu naangaliwa na anayefanywa hiyo breast enlargement anaulizwa kama anataka kama zangu (you get the drift)
Secondly i will not accept to be a guinea pig for anything.
For substance i consumed yesterday i have suddenly suffered dead brain cells; so the post is over. Have a nice week.
And ooh i realized why i don't like Coke and confirmed again that Nandos Pizzas are wack.
If you had recovered from this like me then you have to wait for this one and see what is new. Somehow i can tell the dead instigator is back and with a bang. We are watching you kidd.
Edit 2
Some words (call it a poem if you wish)
Body gives in to pleasure
Thought give in to ecstasy
Mind gives in to love
You love
I love
You cry
I cry
You moan
I moan
Taken for a minute
You give every secret
You let out her name
I lay there
I hurt
You continue
Consumed by desire
You lust
You don’t know it
I just lay there
You look at me
I look at you
Where is the love
Where is your heart?
How could you be?
Why to me
A thought comes across
All the distant thoughts
All the busy.ness
The time you don’t have
The assignments
This cannot be happening to me!
Of course Not
1. I hope
ReplyDeleteOk hopes do come true then,
ReplyDeleteWh............at??? Now Marie Stopes do breast enhancement? Tangu lini? Like you am more that satisfied with all I have no more no less.
I will take good care of them so they can take good care of my.
Have a lovely week shi.
breast enlargements, my foot, do they hope to find a market here ? it's like asking Baganda women (no offence) if they'd like JLo bahinds ..
ReplyDeleteha ha ha id be listenin if it was another kind of enlargement as well..heh heh i wonder who gave them your number????
ReplyDeleteenlarged shoulders?
ReplyDeleteyou mean the johny bravo kind?
brain enlargement is a yes yes...especially for our stupid politicians!!
no doubt unajua who needs it the most!
and it aint kibaki!
good friends u got, yani (s)he sized you up and decided you need more?
Since when did Marie Stopes start dabbling in cosmetic surgery ??
ReplyDeleteThey're known for other forms of "surgery" - the kind that irks Pro-Life enthusiasts .....
I think someone was pulling an April Fools joke on you
...and you fell for it. And a few bloggers as well. Very amusing!
ReplyDeleteha!
ReplyDeletewhen did that happen? Sato 10am?
Check your calendar ama check your friends! nice one!
Shiroh, U need to find out the mad genius behind the prank then unleash one him/her.
ReplyDeleteAn eye for an eye is the course of action that needs to be taken henceforth ha ha ha ha
LOL, yeah it must have ben an april fools joke
ReplyDeletetsk tsk tsk
ReplyDeletethey really did getyou on that one. breast enlargement lol.
ti hi hi
If U had known, it would have been more fun to tell the guy on the phone that I wanted one really badly and set up an appt to go see him right away - loool
ReplyDeleteamply endowed eh.. some 'friends' of yours want more it appears! unless of course it's a scam!
ReplyDeleteShiro darling, si u post a pic of them love cushions and then I can see if you pal was wrong about reffering you to Chris?
ReplyDeleteBoobs are wonderful things. For a pair of brainless bobbles they get a lot done without a second thought. Long Live the power of Boobs
ReplyDelete@ Shiroh
ReplyDeleteDon't speak ill of the dead.That isnt me!I am still in metamorphosis as we speak.Know that I'm watching you too!
you got punk'd babe u should have played along though.
ReplyDeleteWhat stunuh said.
ReplyDeleteI thought April Fools joke end at Noon ama sometimes it extends to usiku. It was around 10.40 p.m and yes i was not amused.
ReplyDeleteAco, i am going to try to post what you have asked for review by yourself
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ReplyDeleteHa ha you were so punked!!
ReplyDeleteyou were so fooled
ReplyDeletepole sana sweetie.
bet you had a peek in the
mirror , just to confirm, huh?
april fools.
And how come they never call to ask us to allow them to fill up our pockets with loads of hard cash,huh!?
ReplyDeletePoem at the bottom brings to mind that Dru Hill song. Yes, that one!
"Chris"(if thats his real name) dem got you flatfoot.
ReplyDelete"First of all i think those who go for breast enlargement are obnoxious (insert word of choice)"
Why?(obnoxious part) Or rather, why not?(enlargements part)
Don't tell me at some point in your life you did not ongeza cotton wool (ama ni socks) in your bras??? Some people feel inadequately endowed, while some feel over-endowed. Its the same reason why people go to the gym.
you got punked. Vibaya sana.
ReplyDeleteI had a long comment but blogger ate.
tsk, tsk, tsk, galy pole sana and it seems its like Muddskippah..
ReplyDeleteHow is the week taking you?
Hmmm, pole for that prank methinks the jamaa was feeling like the little kid in "Meet the Fockers", he sure knew his source of food.
ReplyDeleteU need to find out whos behind it, then prank call them back by offering a penile enlargement kit courtesy of som e unhappy chick he had carnal knowledge with....
ReplyDeleteEither that ama a letter from the health dept saying that someone he had sex with contracted an STD and his name was on the list so he needs to go get checked..
HONEY THE LIST OF PRANKS IS ENDLESS !
LMAO !!
I am over myself now that we all agree it was a prank!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me at some point in your life you did not ongeza cotton wool (ama ni socks) in your bras??? Some people feel inadequately endowed, while some feel over-endowed. Its the same reason why people go to the gym.
ReplyDeleteNo i did not at any time
I never.
ReplyDeleteNever ever. Nothing.
P.s...I had the flattest chest in my high school class by the way, but eeerrr **looks at chest**, I am happy with how these babies have turned out!!!
Sio yaani the fullness kama yako Shi, but I like them thus. They serve me well.
I was an early bloomer when it came to my mammaries...but Im now happy with mt baits..oops I mean breasts
ReplyDelete@ Musing - ati they've served U well ha ha ha ha
LOOOOL at KM
ReplyDeleteNa wewe Shi, ati you'd be the after model for enlargements? LOLOLOL
Lakini having been to a drinkup I wont disagree there LOLOLOLOLOL
Milo, cant you come at the party time not after the drinks are over.
ReplyDelete