Tuesday, April 26, 2011

You can add this to the peculiarity of Kenyans

I have been doing a little research on what Kenyans go to do online. After a few Google searches (research! ),

1. Facebook
2. Yahoo Mail
3. Gmail

How useful is it for a business to have a website? Maybe to target foreigners.

So sad:)

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Vague Hague

Once upon a time there was a famous white man who turned killing Africans into a sport. So he got away with it the first time then did it the second time. Well, you are right, his grandfather owned huge tracts of land in the Rift Valley province. He probably i hear had huge favours with the Queen of England. So he was released in record time. So he took up his rifle (i guess that's what use) and killed another one. I wonder what was going on in his mind (Just maybe this one is a monkey for real). To cut the story short, he spend a few of his days in solitary confinement as a result of the second round of shooting.

So there are Africans who too took killing Africans as a sport and stretched it a bit. This time killing over 1,000 of them. What should we do with them? I am not for the Hague only option. Let's do a hybrid, local and Hague (for the bigger players). I would hate to see only 6 people punished for a crime we are sure involved hundreds of people. And while at it, it is funny to see ODM now behave as if they had no any clue. Really, who doesn't remember "No Raila No Peace" campaign.

Whatever you do, do not take up killing Africans as a sport. No disputed elections is worth a human life leave alone a scorched hut.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

the White African- The Diasporan

This post is in no way reference to the great www.whiteafrican.com.

I have this friend i used to know many many years ago.

She went to America via the Village Harambee.

Her Visa expired but hang in there and got legal status ala the marriage to citizen way.

She comes back and tells me.

ooh how Fourth World Africa is (sigh).

How comes there is all this dusty roads (the earth's natural way is tarmacked, she must think)

I won't eat anything otherwise i will diarrhoea.

I am so scared of all these blacks in one place (bitch slap)

I can't wait to go home she says (where is home).

How do you in the world deal with this White African.

More white than white is.

She has acquired this accent that God knows where from.

I have met many ex-Ke Diaspora fellas but none like her.

It isn't a wonder that Africa (sic) is (gasp) Fourth world).

She suggests i move to America.

I wonder why.

I love being a Black African.

And i suggest, the earth is naturally dusty and artificially tarmacked.

God must have known you needed the soil to make crops.