Anyway this is what my gutter mind has been thinking
Whither “Blonde” and “smart girl”
There is this ad I believe for fair and lovely which asks
“Would you rather be beautiful or smart?”
“ I would rather be beautiful than smart so that I can get what I want”.
Fair and Lovely thinks it can make you both beautiful and smart.
So jana I sat next to a blonde in the bus. The kind if I was a jamaa I would go for and realized the differences between the smart and blonde (as seen in “White Chicks”) is too obvious
My take is be a smablonde
Beauty Regime (Blonde)
Manicures & Pedicure weekly
And those others
Beauty Regime (Smart)
Daily wash and perfume perhaps
Manicure and Pedicure once every two months if I remember
WTF moment…(Blonde Girl)
My nail broke
WTF moment …(smart)
The whole project disappeared after 6 months of hard work
Double WTF moment
He didn’t notice my new hairstyle and yet it’s a Tyra Banks wig
Double WTF moment (Smart)
Damn! The client now thinks I am dumb and so will my boss. So what will I tell my boss?
What’s New? (Blonde)
My latest conquest drives a Lexus we we we!!
What’s New (Smart)
The brass has just launched new software to make-work easier
Conversation begins with….(blonde)
I just bought a new pair of shoes which cost…$$$ SAVE it!. Ooh and I just discovered this place they do nails for…. And you know what Alex yesterday took me out to blah blah blah
Conversation begins (smart)
How is you and how is work? Did I hear you just got promoted? As for me I am taking an MBA now….blah blah blah
So would you rather be beautiful than smart?
Many smart women are beautiful anyway. But I look at blondes as girls who takes the extra mile to enhance beauty. A pounce of fat would be treated with the contempt it deserves. So when they say “brains and beauty” are a rare thing. It is not they are rare; it is the enhancement that lacks.
So who appointed me here?