Friday, November 17, 2006

Breakfast News

The Scandalous (channel 100.3)

A woman has just found out that she has been sleeping with her brother and is heavy with child (her sister). Their parents were separated when the poor girl was only 5 and while she was left with her mother, the guy went with the father. So for four years the two were in an incestuous relationship. Hitch came when the dude was going to introduce the girl to his father. Apparently the father had the same name with her father.


She is almost giving birth. I hear it is extremely dangerous to abort a foetus at the third trimester.

Now how do we help her?

The prostitution one (Channel 105.2)

A woman who owes someone a debt of Ksh. 15,000 wants to sell her body tonight. This is because her creditor wants the money by Sunday. A few callers wished to fundraise. Other callers (men) were wondering if she is really worth Ksh. 15,000 for only a night.

A woman suggested that us women are constantly selling our bodies. We apparently get married for comfort and to be taken care of. As such women are forever prostituting only this time at a higher level. Aaiih .

I really don’t think she is in the trouble, which she thinks she is. Unless it is an Italian Mafioso on your neck; then she is pushing too far.

The “you know who”

Apparently the rose party called Narc-Kenya will only refer to ODM-Kenya in “you know who” terms. No mentioning the name of the party because it will popularize the “the you know who” party.

The Best

Safaricom Limited might float their shares to the public in an Initial Public Offer.


  1. Enyewe some situations are complicated but for the girl could just give birth and give the baby for adoption because the worst has happened so far.

    I heard that woman too and thought she is over-reacting si she sells some household items or something selling the body is a little over the edge. Then what is the worst that her creditor would do to her? really!

    lovely weeken shiro

  2. wawawa...too much drama bahama!!!the girl pregnant with her sister come daughter...I don't even know what to say...the girl who wants to turn to prostitution...i'm sure she can get a loan or something to pay off....but i dont know the whole story, so its not right to judge I guess...

  3. 100.3 sounds like a nijo movie roho safi
    As for the prostitution one, I think she is over reacting. But like the other men, "is she really worth 15k for a night?"
    But it is true most male-female relationships are prostitution by differing degrees.
    I miss Kenyan radio.

  4. that sister with the bro's kid, they shouldnt try aborting at search a time, best thing is, as prousette said, they give birth and give the kid up.

    the woman with debts....yaani she is that desparate??? she doesnt have friends and family anaweza get cash from?

  5. That lady creditor probably just wants to hear what the wold says, nothing serious, as in how can she contact the potential suitors? Through the station? Too much haggling I foresee.

    That Safaricom IPO is a mirage. There is now way Telkkom and Vodafone shall approve it. Why? They paid a dividend for the first time this year. Telkom didn't get a cent, as their share was used to offset interconnection charges. Vodafine has put in alot of money and personpower to grow the company. Just wait and see.

    They'd better reduce their calling rates rather than sell us their shares anyway.

  6. Give the baby up. Such stuff is just nasty. Get to know your significant half's background before you get serious with a relationship. You may be related for all you know!

    Sista needs friends. Genuine friends will help you out no matter what kind of funk you get into. Selling her body is not the answer. It might be the beginning of a slippery slope for her to venture into prostitution.

    You know who maua (excuse me a moment - bleh!) and fruits - waste of time and effort. Rubbish!

    That is another IPO which will be oversubscribed since it is a highly profitable company and its shares shall sell like hot-cakes.

    @ stackofstiffys: they already have, sort of, have you tried their GPRS service, no more sms or call costs for me. use instant messenger on your phone to stay in touch with your friends. I am saving a huge bundle and am reachable whenever and wherever i am in the country! give it a try.