Thursday, April 27, 2006

Kenya and Thieves

We are an amazing country.

Today shameless members of Parliament added their mileage claims or whatever!!!

I will not delve into the issues of them being thieves as they have suffered enough



Of course the Mps are thieves and I have not known so today. Their acts might as well claim more than Goldenberg or Anglo leasing. They embrace the haba na haba hujaza kibaba. Let’s just put it this way they have no any iota of service in them. They are in it for the money.

Off to more important things

Safaricom is another thief

The company makes magnanimous amounts of profits yet keeps charging us obscene amounts to make calls and send sms.

Safaricom is the true illustration that time is money

During off peak they charge Ksh 11.00 per minute yes 60 seconds of talking costs your damn ass Ksh. 11 so an hour of talking costs you Ksh. 660. And you say talk is cheap.

And that is off peak, during peak hours it is Ksh. 30 per minute Santa Maria. I am better off calling abroad for Ksh. 10, it is cheaper. We need help!!!

And every hour someone is talking. So why can’t the damn costs just go down. I hope Huawei Technologies (See Bankelele)saves our dumb asses

Secondly the network is crap. That network could as well be borrowed from Vodafone because I don’t believe that their engineers actually work on original network. No it has to be photocopy. My calls from the Diaspora are usually mostly “Hello, can you hear me” C’mon guys you can do better.

The mobile phone costs me so much and it is not until today when I say the expense tracker on Nations new magazine called Money that it hit me just how much I spend on calls and I mostly sms people not even call.

This situation has been letwad by the duopoly. We need like 7 more mobile operators. That way we will be having offers like

“Call one minute for Ksh.1, get another one free” Mayao I can’t wait. The entry of Kencell (Now Celtel) brought the line to about 100 Ksh from obscene amounts like 3,000. so we now want the calls to go down.

By the way Kenyans I don’t know if all of you know of sasanet
where you can sms for 2.50 and they have an easy way of topping up you know. They also have free sms but I don’t like the trailer for Nakumatt then guys keep asking you if you are doing advertisements (inaudhi)

Just a thought
Kenyans must be the most stolen from people

Sample this

Your Government Anglo Fleeces you

Your Mps steals from you

Your local Kauzi mugs you huko in the estate

The pick pocketers in town pick pocket you

The carjackers not only car jack the mathree but also rid you of your valuables

If you live on Thika Road, the matatu guys pandisha fares at whims. Yaani it drizzles the fare goes up by 50%

And then there is Safaricom, the mother of them.

And there are lawyers

Land Grabbers

Institution grabbers

The list of thieves is endless

Sasa tutabaki na nini?

Aki you know what there no point. Kenya should just be sold to Bill Gates as my pal suggested like the way Abramovich bought Chelsea. Yeah just like that. I am kidding right.

By the way peoples I am looking for a scholarship to anywhere but countries like Uzbec, Kazakhstan…ama other African countries except SA. I might as well live for a year without being stolen from. Scholarship is for Post Grad. If you know hook me up with details.