Monday, March 27, 2006

Tag

Tag
1. Black and White or Colour; how do you prefer your movies?

Black and white ( on a black and white Tv)
Colour (on a colour Tv)
It is a hard world outta here;

2. What is the one single subject that bores you to near-death?
Science.

3. MP3s, CDs, Tapes or Records: what is your favourite medium for pre-recorded music
depends on availability.
If I have no CD player I use tapes and they sound as good.
If I have a CD player , I play CDs
If I have an Mp3 one I use it.
Records ( not used them at any time)
Taabu mingi Africa. Sometimes not all these things are available and you have to use what you have and even like it.


4. You are handed one first class trip plane ticket to anywhere in the world and ten million dollars cash. All of this is yours provided that you leave and not tell anyone where you are going … Ever. This includes family, friends, everyone. Would you take the money and ticket and run?
For how long? No I wouldn’t leave everyone. And the copious activities? Maybe I carry Milo and of course sweet Nicky (wouldn’t leave you kid)

5. Seriously, what do you consider the world’s most pressing issue now?
Poverty

6. How would you rectify the world’s most pressing issue?
I have never thought about it. Me no global saviour honestly.

7. You are given the chance to go back and change one thing in your life; what would that be?

To alternate between the sexes. I think it is very unfair to be a woman or a man all your life.
The first 25 years I would have wanted to be a woman; then the next 35 years a man ( for obvious reasons).
Then the next 30 years a woman. I think I would still be a woman for most of the time.


8. You are given the chance to go back and change one event in world history, what would that be?
Colonialization. “ Now we have all these funny gadgets around us read computers, ipod nano, vcds,dvds Tvs ( too much to handle). Kusoma kwingi hakuongezi maarifa”
I would be celebrating my eighth kid bila stress. wake up, kwenda kuhunt then cook then sleep. Wake up and same routine , gossip about the hottest men with other Kikuyu women.
Probably be stolen by a Maasai warrior Njesus! Nolstagic memories I tell you.
Obviously I wouldn’t be wearing glasses and blogging!


9. A night at the opera, or a night at the Grand Ole’ Opry –Which do you choose?

Sorry what are those?

10. What is the one great unsolved crime of all time you’d like to solve?

The murders of JM, Tom Mboya, James Mbai and my dear friend Njuguna (former HR Manager of KTDA who was shot to death at his house when his son was watching (RIP)
11. One famous author can come to dinner with you. Who would that be, and what would you serve for the meal?

Ok I would have no qualms dining with Jeffrey Archer.
I would serve him my favourite mukimo.
On a gistier day; maybe rice and chicken (I wonder if he eats those)


12. You discover that John Lennon was right, that there is no hell below us, and above us there is only sky — what’s the first immoral thing you might do to celebrate this fact?

Who is John Lennon?

Immorality; are you daring me.

Four some (starring KM, Acolyte/ Instigator on the one part; and Shiroh , ……….) on the other part. You are free to propose yourself.


You have been tagged
KM, Aco, Nicky and Samborera

17 comments:

  1. After some triaL have made to get here number 1.
    Lol favourite Mukimo for Jeffrey Archer..
    Lovely week dear

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  2. Damn!To think that I thot i was free from these things!

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  3. aah, I like your Tiresius-like answer: to change sexes. He did claim that sex was better as a woman.

    Mshairi tagged me on this a LONG time ago. I'm hoping she'll forget (and forgive).

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  4. 5.georgey bushy
    11.son of the soil - mbuzi shoma

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  5. Damn you girl! Why you go tagging me for aki? You know how I hate maswalis.
    LOL, ati what are those? But girl you are funny.

    Kafadhali me I know John Lennon. Its that dude of The Beatles. Cool Music. I will hook you up. Nione kando.
    Nice day darls

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  6. @Nakeel, the honour is all yours. You give him mukimo but i really wonder if he would appreciate. Lovely week too
    @Aco, free from what. You think i dont know you have been pretending celibacy
    @Keguro, you better fill it. Ati u have better sex when you are a woman. I have a problem believing you. I don't know that guy you have quoted. A google search on the way
    @kritik, Lol, Bush of Angina is the worlds problem. Ooh btw Whis is a good author and he would enjoy my mukimo.
    @Samborera, one space stil empty. Are you?
    @KM, honesty is the best policy. I am ignorant of persons who sing in a band. I dont even know who comprises Westlife and my best still the one that had Justin Timberlake. Ignorance is bliss. You must be tagged. Baptism by fire. I wish you knew how we were tortured when we were still green on the taggin business.
    Ati Kafadhali, another KM 2006.

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  7. A foursome!gal you are wicked??
    Jeffrey will wonder what food that is , I know.

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  8. shiroh - I am but a servant... Are we still in the hypothetical realm

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  9. Shiroh!..wah 4-some. Your multi-tasking abilities must be outta this world! LOL!:)

    I'm with you on the opera/opry Q. Nini hizo?

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  10. lol @ what are those?
    heheh kafadhali (km 2006) google you're funny kairetu

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  11. Yaay

    I long suspected Shi feels Milo tena sana LOL

    Lakini how come I was left out of 4some? LOL

    Make it 3some and we toss Aco out LOL

    You hermaphrodite-wisher you!

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  12. @prousette, me no wicked person. Just a wish
    @samb, we spoke
    @magaidi, yeah i have never doubted multitasking skills.
    @fgal, hk a gal up with in4
    @milo, sweet you know i feel you bila doubt. I wonder if Aco is willing to back out, but yay he is now on a coital hiatus. So...

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  13. i have 3000 questions lets begin with are you serious about the cds,a whole lawyer in kenya and doesnt own any cds weee wacha zako

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  14. Wanjiru I give up on you and all efforts to make you discreet. You and Nicky muende huko.

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