Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Yawa

A radio discussion one morning

“ I have a boyfriend (insert some male name but I think it was Chris obviously) who loves to party. He is always out even yesterday he went for the Shaggy Concert. Chris always loves going out to parties and I am really tired of going out”

So she wanted help. I just realized some Kenyan men are just kumbaffs kabisa. They called one by one saying the way the chic should conform to the man going out and the way the chic is not doing things right blah blah blash

I felt like I could hit the damn radio to shut up!!!!!!! Now for petes sake. Kwanza one said

“Kama anapea mzee mayai boilo na yeye anataka fry” Freaking helll”!!!!!!!!!? Kufa with your opinions.

It doesn’t take a magician to realize that Chris is a little nappied toddler or is IT pampered!!!! Good gracious. Immaturity starts and ends with Chris. Kwani who said he must go to every party in this town.

Monday to Sunday Chris is either drinking or in some party WTF. Na kwani huyu Chris hachoki. The chic has suggested that Chris do take some days off the club and parties and they need their time. Chris is still bar and party hoping. Me I think Chris is Shaffie character. You know that good for nothing so called husband of Debbie Asila. I hate him coz he plays Debbie. I digress.

Fact: Chris is not married to this woman
Fiction: The woman needs to do anything to entice Chris to stay home

Reality yesterday: Chris should also sacrifice at least kaa home with the miss you know


Aki radio uncovers some Kenyan men as they are : Kumbaffs.


Some Kenyan men don’t just get their roles in relationships. The chic wants to go out sometimes, stay at home sometimes. And yawa this Chris cannot compromise. Is it me, or is this guy just terribly immature!!!

And you chic “is Chris the last man left standing in the world?”

Side Bar

Ati in the spirit of Kenyan, Kenyanism,….., I decided to use local tailors to make my suits. Yawa!!


i. Female tailors are very unreliable. It has taken me 6 months to get one suit done
ii. Even when it was done it still had numerous mistakes
iii. Male tailors are very reliable
iv. Female tailors tend to design bigger trousers
v. Male tailors tend to design tight trousers hint hint
vi. Male tailors get it almost correct
vii. The market is dominated by Luos
viii. One of the male tailors is very charming yawa
ix. I am now almost going back to sunbeam

Anyhow we are people who like foreign but for a good measure.

We like quality
Quality at a cheaper cost
We know what quality is

One day JKE was wondering why Nakumatt import furniture. It hit me, it would almost be very hard to get a very reliable furniture maker.

The influx of Dubai clothes and other outfits is as worse as dumping can go. They have been dumping their cheap things here which wear out after 3 washes. What happened to anti dumping laws?

We love football
Football made in England
Football made in Germany
Football made in Italy

What do I say?

I have been trying to love our fundis. Yes I have tried. I am not going to give up until I get one. I am sure she is there.

Edit One

Has anyone read this post on The Great Kenya about St Francis? It started here.

What can you do..the 4k Club life members. Isn't it funny that the School is located at Karen and the school is in such a deplorable state. Anyone for the forces?

Maybe the theme for the Social Responsibility been touted by the KUL papas could start here.