Ever since instant carrot, we no longer cut our own sukumawikis (thanks to Instant), nor meat. Yes please i hope to get someone to cut the onions too.
Don't you just love this Instant era?
We communicate instantly (how is it we survived with the posta Snail mail), waiting for replies forever that is if it were ever delivered. Which reminds me of the KBW card, that was last seen in England (digression 101).
Lemme remember how we used to write the damn letter,
"dear xxxx, i hope you are fine. Thanks for your letter, i received it with many thanks (grammaerrors intended). We are all fine, infact grandmother was sick,,..aiish"
Now we write,
"hy, how r u? M gud. misya".
For the record, don't send me any of those r u's.
Now, what i need is
Instant hair (weaves not applied for) like, braids planting themselves on my head without me having to sit for 6-7 hours in a kibanda.
Instant moods-there is a certain someone i want to manufacture a smile for albeit unwillingly because i am not good at fakery. This time it's important
Instant husband- not really but i mean when i need one then said can disappear when i don't need. Ps/ I still intend to leave alone
I know there are certain instants i can get
Instant nails (ala acrylics)
I mean instant publishing (blogging).
Why wait when you can get the instants?