Friday, February 02, 2007

The fight

I have so many thoughts in my head; some intelligent, others downright stupid, others bloggable such those thoughts are

Is EABL making losses now that everyone i know swears by tea and hence Ketepa taking all the money.

Have people already started breaking their new year resolutions;
The most culprits are;
I won't smoke
I won't have sex at least without a condom
I will loose weight

Lets say i had one of loosing weight; now i have decided instead i will play reverse psychology with myself and say my resolution is to gain weight. Because ever since i decided to loose weight not a day passes without wondering if i could consume a plate of chips. And the wonder sometimes doesnt stop there! Lets just say i have been having too much plate of chips!!! Ngai fafa. Then i thought to myself if i purposed to eat chips thrice a day i might actually get bored by my idea. Aarggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Anyway that was to deflect you from the reason i am writing a post today.

Just after the end of December last year i had a fight.
Potash Misery Loves Company! with my small siz

I told her i was going to use my bag (It might not be
Guess's Prada) but still it is my bag and i love it. Since people's opinion of whats good or not rarely applies to me that bag might not be as worth a fight as it happened. Now, i don't like fights but sometimes all you have to do is fight. The years's pressures, the fact that we had not fought for over an year and my bag provided best excuse to indulge in hitting each other's body parts.

anyway this is how it went

It started with a verbal fight.

My sis "You can't tell me i wont carry your bag and you carried my shoes when you were going to Kampala"
Me: What does your shoes and Kampala hav to do with the fact i want my bag

Her: You are so selfish
Me: Damn right i am

Her: I am not giving you the bag
Me: You are not going anywhere with it!

Her: Ok just stand there and lets watch
Me: Sawa but remember you are going nowhere with my bag

Her: Get out of my way
Me: No

Her: Kwanza i want that sweater you went with it and didn't come back
Me: (sudden amnesia) which one?

(That sweater i lost it in Tamasha but i have never admitted to having taken it! and neither can she prove i had it)

Me: I have never seen that sweater, i have never even worn it!!!!

Her: I am getting late
Me: Use my other bag, i am using this one
(offer not accepted)

Her:its too big
Me: I dont think so

Her: stop wasting my time
Me: You are being stupid! Cant you just use that bag i am telling you to use

The physical fight
I was hit for the first time!!!
Since i am a gentle lady i didn't hit back

Me: You actually hit me?
Her: Why are you calling me stupid
Me: I think you are really being stupid
She hits me again

Me: If you are going to hit me again, you might as well be prepared to spend a night at Kenyatta Hosp
Her: I am going to kill you

Afraid of spending an evening next to Sadaam Hussein, i try to snatch my bag from her

The spoiler
I live wit some cousins and they came and spoilt the fight

they ask my sis for my bag. She gives them and they hide it

Guess what she is crying, i haven't hit her myself!!!

My small bro that time is screaming and beating my sis and telling her to stop acting like a child (he he he)

So what?
We stop fighting, she gets another bag and goes wherever it is she was going

The next day
I wake up feeling so tired and achy. All parts of my body were aching and i was wondering what was wrong until i heard my sis telling someone that she could nt make it because she had fallen did i realize we both had body aches.

Lesson
Everythime you feel life's pressures are too heavy and you have no one to turn to Fight! Not even going to a gym after one year could give me such body aches

15 comments:

  1. shiroh, you know you shouldn't fight with your little sis. next time just let her have the bag and go her merry way...its always easier that way.

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  2. I like your blog. You are so like me or is it the other way round. I won't say more though.

    Next time, take the high road. My sis in law tells her kids when they fight "you can't choose your family, you can only choose your friends", and every time I am so amused, because it's so true!

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  3. the last time i got physical with anyone is waaay back in primo...hope you guys got over things and are talking now :-(

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  4. LOL..sibling rivalry is always interesting. My sis and I have never fought, but when we were younger she used to pick on me and I would tell her how God would punish her and walk away. It used to piss her off like crazy!! When she is in a bad mood now I just avoid her because I cannot stand conflict!!

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  5. Oh yes the sibling rivalry..much as I hated to go through these, you'll look back and laugh about it. The younger ones are always more aggressive.

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  6. oh my baby brother and i...well not too much of a baby he towers over me, anyway, we fight all the time. I can hit him in annoyance and its like a flea on an elephant...he just laughs it off, which gets me more angry...but yeah a good fight is always cool, especially with siblings coz the next day you're back to normal! hope your aches are over...

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  7. Swty

    Pls talk about losing weight siyo loosing weight... Ama your dvds are Loost the series not Lost the series???

    Some tshirts I saw at a mall one day said "your such a looser" instead of "you're such a loser" (not meant for u btw).

    And if the sis you were fighting with was your supuu small sis, im with her on her side LOOOOOOOL

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  8. This year I didnt even bother with resolutions.
    You're fussing with your sis cracked me up and I bet in everyday famo style you are going to be chatting like nothing went down in no time!

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  9. Pole sana, I sense you're being taken through a series of growing pains by the small sis. Let her place an order for those Luis Vuitton Monogram Miroir Alma bags...a 6 month wait if she can wait that long without fighting the LV makers, lol!

    No resolutions for me so no pressure to keep or break any.

    Hope you get to keep all of yours....and DON'T YOU get locked out at 5am, lol!

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  10. Hey Shiro, nice to see that you didn't hit her back and sibling rivalry will always be alive and kicking.

    My resolution - to live life more positively - whateve that means - is still alive and being observied intermittently...

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  11. Asiii, kamum! eti fighting. Aii, violence hapana.
    Hey, if it helps, my sister put my hand over the cooker when I was like 7. She was chapwad by mathee. End of...fighting is a no no wewe wachana.

    LOL, that Milo be mean!!

    Hugs. Si I thought I was waiting for some docs in my email Mis Lawyer? Kwani you what kind of lawyer are you who does not shugulika with clients?
    And also, MOU, I need a copy to customise for that thing I was telling you about. Gat one?

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  12. "My small bro that time is screaming and beating my sis and telling her to stop acting like a child (he he he)"... lol ur bro ws supportin ...
    Sibling rivalry hv heard enuf of that. Fights with my bro, sisters...n esp coz of the remote. that small gadget brought world war 3 in our house...then mathe chomoka's from the kitchen with a mwiko...lol...
    am sure by now ur cool with ur sis.

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  13. Instead of fighting for a workout methinks it is better to get those punching bags and work on them, they will not talk back and do not hurt.

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  14. what is it with sisters and their rivalry? once my biggest sis burnt my bigger sis with an iron box. just coz she didn't like her face. mpaka wa leo ni ma-rival.

    what is it with losing (loosing) stuff at tamasha? muhia has made thaos with my stuff.

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  15. Princess,
    Your high road is just DA BOMB!!!!

    Nice post, mami. Very definitely good for a laugh!!!

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