Ala! You kwani your birthdays come often how mbele a year is over!! That one for summing birthdays aiiiii is what now? Si I thought your bday was the other day. *smh* like my niece who calls everyday eti "leo ni birthday yangu". Mwehehe halafu if you are watching videos of anything that has a wedding she will be going like "Yukk, kissing on the lips!! Yuckiee. Argh, these ones they are not funny. Si better the ones of happy birthday?" Woiyeee, halafu the only song she knows is "happy birthday" vile her teacher never asks her to sing in class cos she will go "happy birthday dear Tudi..." ((((My niece))).
So anyway, riiri, I don't believe you...this one is a sympathy vote haki, but if you insist, sawa, happy birthday. Karibu to this age where ovaries are wikaring for a critter, they will sniff out any stray sperm and try to conceive it...itake isitake, yaani even the disabled one that couldnt get away, they sass those out too, so, embrace contraception. whattamisaying now? Uh, oh... and tits are sagging mpaka you roll them into the bra like socks,....LOOOOL.
Happy birthday Kamum, have a brilliant 18th year, and I can tell you, its not so bad. Actually a lot of things fall into place....such as cellulite and such, but, I am wishing you all the best and loads of blessings. If you catch me, tequila. I am not buying Sambuca again. Cough syrup is for children!! Washana nayo.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY hun!!!! Yes yes, just because it's your birthday, the tiramisu shall be on me!!!! hope you go out and have a brilliant brilliant time...go crazy, kiss a stranger, dance on tables, you only turn 18 for a 7th time once in your life!
Happy Birthday! Keep on turning 18!
ReplyDeleteIn the words of the late lamented Mae West: 'You're never too old to become younger':) Happy birthday.
ReplyDeleteMany happy returns and all the best for the 7th 18!
ReplyDeleteHave yourself a Happy, Grand Bday Shiroh!
ReplyDeleteGo out have loads of fun...and just make sure you don't lock yourself out at dawn, lol!
Enjoy!
Ala! You kwani your birthdays come often how mbele a year is over!! That one for summing birthdays aiiiii is what now?
ReplyDeleteSi I thought your bday was the other day. *smh* like my niece who calls everyday eti "leo ni birthday yangu". Mwehehe halafu if you are watching videos of anything that has a wedding she will be going like "Yukk, kissing on the lips!! Yuckiee. Argh, these ones they are not funny. Si better the ones of happy birthday?"
Woiyeee, halafu the only song she knows is "happy birthday" vile her teacher never asks her to sing in class cos she will go "happy birthday dear Tudi..." ((((My niece))).
So anyway, riiri, I don't believe you...this one is a sympathy vote haki, but if you insist, sawa, happy birthday. Karibu to this age where ovaries are wikaring for a critter, they will sniff out any stray sperm and try to conceive it...itake isitake, yaani even the disabled one that couldnt get away, they sass those out too, so, embrace contraception. whattamisaying now?
Uh, oh... and tits are sagging mpaka you roll them into the bra like socks,....LOOOOL.
Happy birthday Kamum, have a brilliant 18th year, and I can tell you, its not so bad. Actually a lot of things fall into place....such as cellulite and such, but, I am wishing you all the best and loads of blessings. If you catch me, tequila. I am not buying Sambuca again. Cough syrup is for children!! Washana nayo.
Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteHappy "18th" Birthday! Have a Picana on me.
ReplyDeleteOn the same vein with Archer, have many more blessed ones dear!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday. KM has words of guidance for you and ala archer - here's a toast!
ReplyDeleteHAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY hun!!!! Yes yes, just because it's your birthday, the tiramisu shall be on me!!!! hope you go out and have a brilliant brilliant time...go crazy, kiss a stranger, dance on tables, you only turn 18 for a 7th time once in your life!
ReplyDeleteHave a fantastic b'day!!
ReplyDeleteNa umepotea saaana ... I hope you have a wonderful B/day.
ReplyDeleteHey gal happy belated birthday hope you enjoyed it sana!
ReplyDeleteHppy belated bday! We shld hv done a collabo bash since we r two days apart...
ReplyDeleteGod's blessins be with U.
happy belated birthday kid.
ReplyDeleteThanks Everyone for your wishes. My bday was quit enjoyable.
ReplyDeleteSo late but still: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Belated one 2 u!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy new year!! Yani the new one you're embarking on...
ReplyDeletethis one was good. 18 for the seventh time....that gave me a laugh, yea ladies and age!. Happy Belated Birth day
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