CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET?
Inspired by the book I read over the weekend Sophie’s Kinsella’s
For a long time I thought my mother loved my sis more than me because she was named after her mother.
I burned my brother’s thigh with a pan when we were cooking eggs when he was young and told him not to tell the folks (what with the beatings?)
I have actually gained 10kgs since I left campus
I hated my friend who told me “they can not take you at KQ (unsolicited advise mind you) why the fuck would I want to go to KQ.
I bloody hate Cornflakes
I stopped wearing G-strings after I read that they can cause disease.
I hate staying with relatives in our house.
I sneaked out of school many times in Class 2.
I have been late to classes most of my life. I simply couldn’t wake up.
Funny how I am never late for work.
I didn’t like the thought of my mum having another child. Now I adore my lil brother who is only 5.
I feel responsible for my parent’s separation.
I cry in the salon especially when they put me in the drier (LMAO) so I put up the magazine I am reading up so nobody sees me. I wonder why
I am damn afraid of getting married ( I probably fear failure of it)
I once had a crush on my teacher.
I hate been caught gossiping (one of the persons I dislike most in the world is the one who I told something about my best friend then in high confidence then she went to tell that person what I had said (can you keep a secret?)
My hair is not natural (it has been cooked)
I didn’t know how to speak fluently in Kiswahili until I went to High School, in my primary school it wasn’t allowed to speak in any other language than English.
I actually did score 99% in English in Primary School. I am ashamed just how bad my English has become now.
I still fear my Primary school Head Teacher (inside) Lol.
I fought to be allowed to wear trousers (my grandmother didn’t allow girls to wear trousers)
I don’t like my paternal grandmother and some of her off springs.
I just pretended that I am working.
The bloody worksheet is taking too long to load and I have to pretend that I am working
I can’t trace my birth certificate, so I can’t get a passport.
I am your wonderful procrastinator
A habit I have beat till I have almost overcome
I labor to keep my room tidy. I am not a very tidy person.
I know I will leave Kenya before end of the year 2007. I just can’t seem to find my birth certificate.
I am a pretty closed up person yet I talk pretty much to people I am familiar with.
My mother, my close friends don’t know I blog. Some have no clue what it is
I have never really been in love (or is it felt loved?)
I threw away the panty my granny gave to me on Christmas day.
I only own two dresses. I can only wear one.
I really love short clothes; skirts, dresses but I rarely wear them.
One time I wore a short skirt and some tout said that it was too short and I was very horrified incase they thought of stripping me in town (put embarrassing face there)
When we were young I hit my sister on the back, she fell and I thought she had died. I said so many prayers
I fear dogs (?@ !)
And I hate cats
I basically fear most animals
I can’t take a bicycle ride or on a bodaboda. I think I would alight before I got where I was going and fall.
A study need to be conducted on why I have been blogging for so long
I hope you people will buy from Amazon and help me earn some cents (please people I am broke!)
I once thought my hairdresser was gay.
When I was younger I used to feign a headache so that I am told not to wash the dishes.
I won’t tell you any more of my secrets now.
Ebu take the cue and tell us your secrets