Stuff sitcoms should be made of.
Girl: I want you all to myself
Boy: mmmh (ignores)
Girl: Really, I am serious. I mean we have kinda been dating and we have already kissed enough times. C'mon
Boy: Laughs (ignores)
Two days later
Girl: Ooh God, when did i get to Page 20 while you are still at the preface
Girl: Yeah i mean you make me feel so stupid and like i am the only one who wants you. You think i am so naive...(words get lost)
Boy: (Yawns) What do you want?
Girl: Ooh God, shall we write the epilogue already
Boy: Tell me when you are done
****End of monologue****