Monday, March 09, 2009

TRUE STORY...


Stuff sitcoms should be made of.
 
Girl: I want you all to myself
 
Boy: mmmh (ignores)
 
Girl: Really, I am serious. I mean we have kinda been dating and we have already kissed enough times. C'mon
 
Boy: Laughs (ignores)
 
Two days later
 
Girl: Ooh God, when did i get to Page 20 while you are still at the preface
 
Boy: What?
 
Girl: Yeah i mean you make me feel so stupid and like i am the only one who wants you. You think i am so naive...(words get lost)
 
Boy: (Yawns) What do you want?
 
Girl: You
 
Boy: Silence
 
Girl: Ooh God, shall we write the epilogue already
 
Boy: Tell me when you are done
 
****End of monologue****