Thursday, April 16, 2009

GAL CODE part 1


1. Don't touch/flirt/call/text and other insane variations of looking interested;
 
(a) Your gal's boyfriend (No brainer)
 
(b) Your gal's ex- Unless you meet in the next life
 
(c) Your gal's love interest.
 
Exceptions
 
When it is a matter of life, death or purgatory.. I mean she must have asked you to call him.
 
2. Don't drink
 
(a) and pass out. It's embarassing unless you are 18-21 years of age
 
(b) make insane accusations towards everyone like he touched my butt and begin fighting
 
(c)fight
 
(d)flirt with everyone
 
3. Badmouthing your gal
 
It is incredulous that most chics find it extremely amusing and entertaining to air their best gal's laundry to their boyfriends, all and sundry.Your gal shares with you because she trusts you. If you share it, you deserve a place next to Akinyi and Wanjala i.e. in an Indian Jail 
 
4. Thou shall never leave your gal's handbag behind. Unless there is a fire.
 
5. When your gal argues with her man
 
(a) Shut- Best option
 
(b) Smile and hope the argument will go away
 
(c) Commence a phone call
 
(d) Look away as if to call the waiter
 
Thou shall not
 
(a) Pitch in
 
(b) Support either. When you have to; support your gal, common sense
 
(c) Support the guy. Never
 

10 comments:

  1. Jeeeez honey, am loving this! 'Support the guy. Never'! good mother's advice right there...

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  2. 1. But she says she is over the ex? Still a No Go Zone? Come on!

    2. What if they really touched the butt? Still not fight?

    3. He he. Hakuna siri ya wawili Gal.

    4. Or an earthquake.

    5. (e) Tell them both to shut the f&*k up and get a room or something and just have make up sex.

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  4. What have you become Shiko sweetie? A communist?

    This is a one big market place. As long as the man and the gal are not married, it will always be a crazy world out there.

    I will always pitch to the angel my friend brings to my table as long as the two of them are not married or have not committed to each other.

    Well,if you didn't know, this is a hunting game. Whoever wins, wins!

    Sorry if you lost "your man" to a more savvy lady. But you don't have to worry too much about that: If he was really meant for you, you'd have found yourself hunting more aggressively. And without prompting. it's inbuilt. You don't even have to force it!

    Sometimes, although I am not religious, I believe "matches" are made in heaven.

    Yours is always there! Believe you me, when you find him, you will not have to do anything.

    Your killer instict wii take over.

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  5. Your code is legit but rules were meant to be broken. We still have cat fights. I recently told one of your kind she wouldn't die without her handbag, and guess what I was right!!!

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  6. I am with you all the way on this one.

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  7. Interesting,but it seems that the code is actually what the gals always do.

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  8. Can you believe I tagged you. Somewhere on my blog.

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  9. Shiro,

    You have drawn me out..Does this apply to or friend too... LOL

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  10. nice one ... am guilty of leaving handbags behind unless i have to carry lotsa stuff that wont fit in my pockets lol!

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