She denied everything

Hey i had a lovely Bday, all the attention, Thanks for your lovely messages, for the good friends and the bad ones, God Bless ya'll.

Anyway i was having a conversation with my mum about my childhood.

I reminded her of the way she caned me way back then and specifically pointed that in Standard 3 she did that everyday.

She retorted that i was a "muremi" meaning naughty/doesn't listen/ ok what do you say in English?

Then, she thought about it and she declared that

" I have never beaten you at all"

Every kid who lived when i was a kid doesn't need a father to collaborate my story.

6 p.m in the hood was beat naughty kid time, all kids used to cry at the same time.

So does your mum deny ever correcting you?

18! OnE MoRe TiMe

Happy Birthday to Me








Yep! Tomorrow i am 18 again for the 7th Time.



And why not celebrate?






Kipepeo, the Tiramisu is on you!!!!!!

Have a brilliant weekend y'all

Lovely...Love, and loving

I have almost forgotten how to blog. Goodness!!!

Anyway i am told that tomorrow is Valentines day and it is only good for me to review my non love life.

I don't hate Valentines, commercialised or not, It is upon yourself to commercialize it or not. Haiyyaaii each unto his cross.

Results of valentines
Engagements (leading to matrimony)
Heartbreaks - Like the Man/woman with so many girlfriends. My friend Abu says every man has a Wife (main girlfriend), Mistress, and a whore (for sex only), but all the three think that they are main girlfriends and thats how there are heartbreaks.

Babies,-Need i say more

Cashless wallets-

Dumper & Dumpees (GIM 07)

So anyway this is what i call attempts at love life

(NON)Conversation with Estranged (Wanjiru and Kamangu situation where there are no obligations but rights) 15 days ago

E: HI
Me: HEllo

E: How are you doing
Me: Fine and you? (automatic response)

E: I am ok, so how have you been?

At that point conversation might end.

Me: Sema, you called me
E: I just wanted to know how you are doing
Me: I am fine

Clearly no conversation or rather it is headed towards Indian Ocean's deepest spot.

Me: Ok, have a lovely time. Bye

Or another day i met with EX 1 and made all efforts to not meet then later i write an sms
Just saw you in town, how are you?
So what is wrong with me, i would rather spend 5/= than meet EX 1.
Mental note to see a counsellor

Or this day i received a BCT (GIM 07)
Meaning Booty Call Text

BC: HI, i have missed you, si you come over to my place
Not many people have guts to text me as such!
Me: Hi, i am well,
Clear screen first time, contemplates a response
Me again: Hi, i hope you are well. I am fine...eeeh
Me: I am well thanks.. uuuhmmm
Me: Eeh. I am well, fine thanks and you? I am sory can't come over, i am not feeling so well.
But that would mean once i got well, i am available
Somebody give me lessons
BC: Ok, get well soon

And this kumbaff who wanted to get me on Buzzted

K: HI, is this S (my colonial name)
Me: Yeah
K: I am calling from Safaricom and congrats you hve just won a holiday for 2 to the coast
Me: Slightly excited, Ok
K: Who would you like to go with?
Me: My sis
( Bubble burst)
K: Ok, whats her name? (disappointment speech)
Me: Says name
K gives instructions to pick the package et al and writes me a text

K: HI, i am sorry no holiday, just wanted to pull your leg,.
I almost said, I knew it , Kumbaff!!!

don't try some things on me, I am just a very private person.

That story on Chatterly's blog is just too funny. Don't wanna be 37 and looking for hus. What do the horoscopes say. I am pisces.

So wishing y'all a Happy Valentines