Wednesday, July 11, 2007

22things to ABSOLUTELY love or hate about NAIROBIANS

  1. Nairobians like staring at pregnant women (hate)
  2. Nairobians like staring generally (love) can do wonders for your self esteem
  3. Nairobians are always in a hurry
  4. But if you stare at space, Nairobians will stop and stare with you despite 3
  5. Nairobians don't have xenophobia, they love people (love)
  6. It is possible to get home without bus fare. Cook a story on losing your wallet (they love people)
  7. There are Nairobians who need just 20/= to get where they are going. Dont fall for them
  8. Lovers of beer
  9. It is easier for a Nairobian to buy you buy beer than Lunch (refer to 8)
  10. They hate laws
  11. Look at Nairobians looking for their safety belts when a cop passes by and releasing them soon
  12. Nairobi girls are really fly. They don't even need make up
  13. Nairobi Men come in different sizes.
  14. Rich/poor, short/tall, brown/black, nice/BAD
  15. Nairobi bad boys don't exactly mean wealthy
  16. When they talk about bad girls they mean easy and loose
  17. You can get mugged in the town as everybody watches and STARES
  18. Pubs are second homes really
  19. We love talking, on the fone, to strangers in Matatus
  20. The rave is where people meet (no longer in church)
  21. Some lie blatantly "I am in Nyeri right now) and they are inthe Mat
  22. You are either from the East or the West and the language is different